These are really funny. Try to figure out which Christmas song they are talking about with each one and put it in your comments, it's lots of fun!
1. The apartment of 2 psychiatrists.
2. The lad is a diminutive percussionist.
3. Decorate the entry-ways.
4. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis.
5. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
6. Present me naught but dual incisors for this festive Yuletide.
7. The smog-less bewitching hour arrived.
8. Exuberation to this orb.
9. 288 Yuletide hours.
10. Do you perceive the same longitudinal pressure which stimulates my auditory sense organs.
11. The red-suited pa is due in this burg.
12. Stepping on the pad cover.
13. Uncouth dolt has his beezer in the booze and thinks he is a Dark Cloud's boyfriend.
14. Far back in a hay bin.
15. Leave and do an elevated broadcast.
16. That exiguous hamlet south of the holy city.
17. Behold! I envisioned a trio of nautical vessels.
18. Listen, the winged heavenly messengers are proclaiming tunefully.
19. A joyful song relative to hollow metallic vessels which vibrate and bring forth a ringing sound when struck.
20. As the guardians of little woolly animal's protected their charges in the shadows of the earth.
21. Frozen precipitation commence
22. We are Kong, Lear, and Nat Cole
23. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas
24. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres
25. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad's mom by a precipitous darling
26. Cup-shaped instruments fashioned of a whitish metallic element
27. Oh small Israel urban center
28. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your yuletide season
29. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster
30. May the Deity bestow an absence of fatigue to mild male humans
31. Natal celebration devoid of color, rather albino, as a hallucinatory phenomenon for me.
32. Obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of minute crystals.
33. Have hitherward the entire assembly of those who are loyal in their belief.